Straps

    Olympic shoes? They train barefoot. Belts? They stabilize their core. Clothes? If their mom's garage wasn't on a busy street they would train naked. Straps? Shit, they masturbate with a hook grip. Strength? Depends on who is asking. Condoms? They use a rattlesnake...

    By |2025-05-05T10:50:47-05:00October 14th, 2011|Lifting Weights, Talk to Me Johnnie, Training|12 Comments

      Circus Hands

      Keep training. You are on the right track, your friends are the ones who are fucked up. Most raw lifters should be able to deadlift more than they squat. Once you approach your limit on the strength curve, you start to see squat numbers matching the deadlift. But this won't happen until you are so far advanced you won't give a shit about this site...If I come across a raw lifter whose squat is equal or more than his deadlift, I assume he does not pull heavy in training. Or he has very small hands and is best suited to join the circus...

      By |2013-02-03T04:20:23-06:00October 13th, 2011|Lifting Weights, Talk to Me Johnnie, WTF?|19 Comments

        Tarzan or Jane?

        I realized many athletes become obsess over weight room numbers. They focus all their attention on their lifts, and forget that the game is played on the field. Rather than improving their skills and technique, their focus shifts towards becoming a weigh room warrior. They become more interested in a 10 lb PR, than increasing their skill...

        By |2013-02-03T04:32:36-06:00October 12th, 2011|Lifting Weights, Talk to Me Johnnie, Training|9 Comments

          Risk vs Reward

          In CF circles, words like specialist and hypertrophy are dirty words. CrossFit Football, however, made it’s bones with myofibrillar hypertrophy, alactic power and short capacity. The program was never designed to be general and inclusive. Check the tag line, “Forging Powerful Athlete”...

          By |2013-02-03T04:33:30-06:00October 11th, 2011|Power Athlete, Talk to Me Johnnie, Training|33 Comments

            Healthy Baby Code

            The Healthy Baby Code is a program designed to promote fertility in couples wanting to conceive and aids in pregnancy nutrition. Since we are fortunate enough to follow many of the nutritional guidelines that Chris recommends, my focus has been on the nutritional recommendations for newborns. Those first months of life will set the tone for lifelong intelligence and health, and his guidance has been invaluable to my family...

            By |2013-02-03T04:37:07-06:00October 4th, 2011|Diet, FAQ, Talk to Me Johnnie|15 Comments
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